The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Mims Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mims Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mims Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.