The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Mims Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mims Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.