The Hamstring Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mims Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mims Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.