The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Mims Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Mims Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mims Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.