The Mystery Tweak Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Mims Jr., that's a flag." Mims Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mims Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
80%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mims Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.