The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mims Jr.'s stadium. Only over Mims Jr..” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mims Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.