The Phantom Holding Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Mims Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mims Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.