The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Mims Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mims Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.