The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mims Jr.'s stadium. Only over Mims Jr..
87%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mims Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.