The Shadow Coverage Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Mims Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mims Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mims Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.