The Inch-Short Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mims Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mims Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.