The Late Scratch Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Mims Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
82%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Mims Jr., Mims Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.