The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Mims Jr., that's a flag." Mims Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Mims Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
76%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mims Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.