The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The QB looks at Mims Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
86%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mims Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.