The Butter-Finger Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mims Jr. was due a breakout.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Mims Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
88%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mims Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.