The Snap Count Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Mims Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
85%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Mims Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.