The Inch-Short Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mims Jr.'s stadium. Only over Mims Jr..
74%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Mims Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.