The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Mims Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Mims Jr., Mims Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.