The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Mims Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
76%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mims Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.