The Phantom Flag Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Mims Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
77%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mims Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.