The Phantom Holding Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mims Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.