The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Mims Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mims Jr.'s stadium. Only over Mims Jr..
- Mims Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mims Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.