The Butter-Finger Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mims Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Mims Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.