The Hamstring Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mims Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
90%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mims Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.