The Snap Count Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Mims Jr., that's a flag." Mims Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mims Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mims Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.