The Late Scratch Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Mims Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
85%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Mims Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.