The Dropped Pass Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Mims Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Mims Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.