The Mystery Tweak Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mims Jr.'s stadium. Only over Mims Jr..” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mims Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.