The Phantom Holding Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Mims Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mims Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mims Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.