The Late Scratch Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Mims Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
90%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mims Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.