The Shank Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Gay tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gay drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.