The Doink Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“A mysterious flag erases Gay's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Gay scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gay drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.