The Snap Count Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Ref: "Number Gay, that's a flag." Gay: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gay hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
89%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gay, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.