The Hamstring Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Gay finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gay's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.