The Late Scratch Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- Gay makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
91%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Gay, Gay, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.