The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gay is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gay drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.