The Late Scratch Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gay trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gay goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gay, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.