The Snap Count Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gay is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Gay tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gay, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.