The Hamstring Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Ref: "Number Gay, that's a flag." Gay: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Gay will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gay's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.