The Upright Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Gay scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Gay scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.