The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gay's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.