The Mystery Tweak Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gay's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.