The Doink Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Gay hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gay drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.