The Shank Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“A mysterious flag erases Gay's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Ref: "Number Gay, that's a flag." Gay: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Gay is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gay's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.