The Hamstring Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gay. Gay does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Gay will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gay's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.