The Shank Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gay. Gay does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
78%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gay drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.