The Hamstring Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Gay gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
91%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gay, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.