The Upright Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Gay's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gay's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.