The Late Scratch Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gay. Gay does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Gay sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gay's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.