The Wide Left Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Gay finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gay, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.